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Listen to Sinatra now. “Listen to Dino, too.”

Listen to Sinatra now. “Listen to Dino, too.”

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Memory

Memory. Frankie the 3rd Grader. Michael rowed the boat ashore.

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Introducing: Audrey “Yooch” Nelson

Introducing: Audrey “Yooch” Nelson.

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It’s a band called HALF-A-STORY

It’s a band called HALF-A-STORY. Raucous comedy beyond mumbling and shoegazing, beloved bad-day-friends.

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👑 FRESNO IS MY FUCKING KING RIGHT NOW!!!!! 👑

👑 FRESNO IS MY FUCKING KING RIGHT NOW!!!!! 👑

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Waterpomegranates

I guess waterpomegranates are a new fruit now.

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Where Ping is now.

Where Ping is now.

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Kerie’s Book Square

I went to Kerie’s Book Square. At Bobby Kerry’s Book Fair. Zena Richard was there. I guess that’s a good one. Flag it good.

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Sheena Sofi Guido

Her name is—

And her—

Her B name is—

Sheena Sofi Guido.

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What Bobby did.

What Bobby did. Bobby Richards.

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Myself, Buck, and Madge

I don’t fuck Buck. Buck and Madge don’t fuck. I don’t care who fucks Buck. There are no children in Madge.

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Howard Jones

Howard Jones. Howard Jones is going to die today. And I didn’t want to do it.

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There is no Bob. There is no Martha.

There is no Bob. There is no Martha.

There is no Bob. There is no Martha.

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He died because he didn’t defend his kid.

He died because he didn’t defend his kid.

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Richard Fresno shouldn’t have my ethnic queen.

This narrator of this fiction writes: Richard Fresno shouldn’t have my ethnic queen. (I must be dignity to me.)

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Don’t talk at Little Orphan Annie.

Don’t talk at Little Orphan Annie. She’s fictional. And also don’t charge me her.

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2. The arsonists are fictional.

2. The arsonists are fictional.

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1. Photos can’t walk.

1. Photos can’t walk.

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Richard Fresno thought

Richard Fresno thought, those Italian immigrants that arrived turn-of-the-century… their grandkids, they look like Elvis.

Frankly, Richard Fresno had a century-wide problem.

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“So—my cousin Donald Dio McDonald should be dead.”

“So—my cousin Donald Dio McDonald should be dead,” Lady Rae began.

It’s just factual.

In fact,

I type:

So, by now my cousin Donald Dio McDonald should be dead. (If you a reading this message, and receiving its meanings.

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