I’M GOING TO START PUNCHING EMOJIS

I’M GOING TO START PUNCHING EMOJIS.

Whoops. This would only be just a microblog again. How would I ever get back to regular-length blog posts? I used to be a virtuoso at this. Remember that time I broke up with Hamlet? Some of my best work.

Well, every windmill must turn. A time to be born, a time to kill your darlings, a time to kill widows and orphans, a time for each windmill to turn. It’s time to start punching emojis. This will be, as we say in theater, catharsis. Onward.