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Myself, Buck, and Madge

I don’t fuck Buck. Buck and Madge don’t fuck. I don’t care who fucks Buck. There are no children in Madge.

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Howard Jones

Howard Jones. Howard Jones is going to die today. And I didn’t want to do it.

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Richard Fresno thought

Richard Fresno thought, those Italian immigrants that arrived turn-of-the-century… their grandkids, they look like Elvis.

Frankly, Richard Fresno had a century-wide problem.

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“So—my cousin Donald Dio McDonald should be dead.”

“So—my cousin Donald Dio McDonald should be dead,” Lady Rae began.

It’s just factual.

In fact,

I type:

So, by now my cousin Donald Dio McDonald should be dead. (If you a reading this message, and receiving its meanings.

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Warner Wolf

There’s an ancient lesbian named Warner Wolf, and she won the book.

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Freud

Im telling you, this is the Richard Fresno story. This isn’t a person.

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