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Warner Wolf

There’s an ancient lesbian named Warner Wolf, and she won the book.

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Informing myself aloud: “The guy from that short story was trying to escape his family.”

Also—I—The Fiction Writer—had projected—the guy from that short story was trying to escape his family.

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This was The Bob and Martha Show.

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Im telling you, this is the Richard Fresno story. This isn’t a person.

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Buck and Madge don’t eat.

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Early 2007. I was contracted to write a syllabus and testing materials about Jules Verne’s novel JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH.

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Twenty-something JillWrites reads the Julian Barnes novel FLAUBERT’s PARROT. 🦜

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It is the late 70s, the 80s, the 90s.

Corporate Guy is on business in California.

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Jill quit.

But not for the same reason your weird friends quit.

Good-bye.

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The Weird Boomer Lady just told me… something creepy.

This is the worst game of Monopoly ever.

Best,

Grenadine

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I AM NOW EATING BACK TO NATURE’s PLANT-BASED CLASSIC ROUND CRACKERS AND BOAR’s HEAD SALTED CARAMEL DESSERT HUMMUS.

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Richard Fresno gestures at a daughter: “Grenadine, make me a Shirley Temple Water.”