Warner Wolf

There’s an ancient lesbian named Warner Wolf, and she won the book.

Informing myself aloud: “The guy from that short story was trying to escape his family.”

Also—I—The Fiction Writer—had projected—the guy from that short story was trying to escape his family.

This was The Bob and Martha Show.

This was The Bob and Martha Show.

Freud

Im telling you, this is the Richard Fresno story. This isn’t a person.

Buck and Madge Don’t Eat

Buck and Madge don’t eat.

“Let’s learn about Dacron!”

“Let’s learn about Dacron!”

Journey to the Center of Testing Materials

Early 2007. I was contracted to write a syllabus and testing materials about Jules Verne’s novel JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH.

Twenty-something JillWrites reads Julian Barnes.

Twenty-something JillWrites reads the Julian Barnes novel FLAUBERT’s PARROT. 🦜

Corporate Guy on Business in California

It is the late 70s, the 80s, the 90s.

Corporate Guy is on business in California.

“Notes on Richard Fresno” is an historical adventure.

“Notes on Richard Fresno” is an historical adventure.

The Architect’s Last Journal

The Architect’s Last Journal

Jill quit.

But not for the same reason your weird friends quit.

Good-bye.

The Weird Boomer Lady

The Weird Boomer Lady just told me… something creepy.

This is the worst game of Monopoly ever.

Best,

Grenadine

I AM NOW…

I AM NOW EATING BACK TO NATURE’s PLANT-BASED CLASSIC ROUND CRACKERS AND BOAR’s HEAD SALTED CARAMEL DESSERT HUMMUS.

Shirley Temple Water

Richard Fresno gestures at a daughter: “Grenadine, make me a Shirley Temple Water.”