“Jack and Jill”

If it’s time for “Jack and Jill”, it’s time for “Heeeeeeere’s Johnny”—both Ed McMahon’s original version, and in THE SHINING. If it’s time for Jack, it’s time for Jack Nicholson, and “I AM JACK’s [anything, really]” in FIGHT CLUB. And isn’t it always time for FIGHT CLUB! Well, sometimes it’s time for Stephen King. That QWERTY keyboard does look like it suggest KILL JILL, and I’m a professional at this. I deal with it every day. You have no idea how funny I am—about this, and anything.